In case you haven't checked your Facebook yet, the first thing you should know is, it's freaking hot out today. Here are my five ideas for keeping cool on a day like today when you don't have access to A/C.
1. Aim about seven fans at yourself from different angles. This classic manoeuvre was developed in 1962 by some dudes who had broken bones and couldn't go swimming because of their casts, or something, probably.
2. Sit in the big freezer in your basement for a bit. Just move the frozen body parts out of the way and you have a nice, cool (however terribly wasteful) place to hang out. Also, you found some frozen chicken fingers that you can have for dinner tonight!
3. Move to Nunavut. This wouldn't be a waste of your time at all, and you'll never have to deal with the blistering heat again.
4. Find some radioactive waste and hopefully grow gills so you can live underwater. If you happen to get laserbeam eyes instead of gills, use them to break into a giant freezer at DQ and enjoy your day in the cold, eating frozen treats.
5. GET A/C!
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