19ish Reasons That It Would Be So Cool To Be A Cat

1. Insta-naps. Lay down, fall asleep. Sleep all day.

2. Your food is just there for you. And it comes in all those tasty flavours like chicken and tuna.

3. Having a tail.

4. String is no longer boring. Now, it's the best toy ever.

5. Climbing trees like an absolute tree-climbing boss.

5. Sharp claws/teeth.

6. You don't have to worry about knowing how to count.

7. You're super fluffy and everyone loves you for that. (Unless you're hairless, which would be unfortunate.)

8. You're a YouTube sensation, probably.

9. Mice are at your mercy AND they're a tasty snack.

10. You're secretly taking over the world but humans have no idea.

11. Stretching looks way more amazing and satisfying when a cat does it.

12. Dogs won't admit it but, yeah, they're scared of you.

13. Everything is a super fun toy.

14. You rarely get put on a leash or dressed in dumb outfits like dogs are. (Although there are exceptions.)

15. Your paws are small enough to type on a computer.

16. Everything is a comfy bed. You will sleep anywhere.

17. Your pee pretty much has the power to destroy everyone and everything.

18. You don't have to wear pants.

19. Even the most terrible/evil/tough people secretly love cats, and will cuddle with you AND talk to you in a baby voice, as long as no one can see them and judge them.