Super Study Tips

It's back to school, and we all know what that means. Studying! And a lot of it. So, I've put together a list of study tips that I hope will make your studying experience more comfortable and worthwhile.

• Have an abundance of your favourite snacks nearby. Hunger can only distract you.
• The coffee you have at home isn't good enough, so you should probably take a trip (or several) to the coffee shop down the road.
• Use the reflection of your laptop to compare how you look with your glasses on and with them off. Do this multiple times for maximum cuteness results.
• Your desk is super messy. You should probably clean it. And the rest of your room. And the bathroom. And look at all the old stuff in the back of your fridge. You should clean that too.
• Keep your phone nearby in case one of your friends is trapped in a burning building and you need to go save them.
• Build a palace with your textbooks to get your creative juices flowing.
• The temperature in your room is weird so change from sweatpants to shorts and back like six times because there's no way you can study unless you have a comfortable body temperature.
• Study for 20 minutes and then watch 3 episodes of your favourite show because it's good to give yourself breaks while you're studying. Gotta let it all sink in.
• Your eyes are pretty sleepy after all that Parks and Recreation you watched, so you should probably lay down for a bit and rest them.
• After your nap, you wake up and you can probably get 20 more minutes of studying in before you realize that you haven't checked the news today and what if your hometown got burnt to the ground?
• Shoot, it's your aunt's birthday. You should catch up on your happy birthday Facebook messages so the guilt can't distract you from your studying.
• You've had enough of eating gummy worms so you should probably order a pizza.
• Chat up the delivery guy for longer than usual, because loneliness has a negative effect on the retention of information, probably.
• Your friends are going out for drinks and alcohol is just what you need to get rid of the stress of all this homework you have. It'll be way easier to study once you're super relaxed.
• Finally, just go to bed, because after all, you can always study tomorrow.