If _____ Took Over The World

Instead of studying, I decided to compose this list. I hope you love it.


If parrots took over the world, we would all be forced to work in cracker factories for no pay.

If Sigmund Freud took over the world, all fathers would be wiped out.

If nudists took over the world, the obesity problem would probably solve itself pretty quick.

If cartoon characters took over the world, we would all die in hilarious, ACME-related accidents.

If Mr. Peanut took over the world, the Underground Reese's Railroad would (hopefully) become a thing.

If seals look over the world, humans would all be clubbed to death.

If cat ladies took over the world, everyone who isn't a cat will die from lack of food, water and shelter.

If Ron Swanson took over the world, there would be silence.

If Justin Bieber took over the world, all men would be slaughtered and every woman would be forced to carry a Bieber Baby.

If Vegans took over the world, we would eventually run out of vegetation and crops and die.

If cellphones took over the world, we would never leave a call waiting.

If cows took over the world, humans were probably all dead already because seriously, how did COWS take over the world?

If Mark Zuckerberg took over the world, we would all be on the internet... all... the... time... Wait a minute...


Can you think of any? I'd love to hear them.